Hit it

Brick Wall, by Dennis Behm on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

I’m here to unload the contents of my brain after a dizzying few weeks. We have regime change at last, but it came too late to avoid a violent insurrection. We have lost half a million people to the pandemic whose year mark is fast approaching (for us, isolation began March 13). Texas froze over. A new Mars rover is roving. And I have a brand new diagnosis.

Although an immediate end to pandemic suffering is still not in sight, in my small sphere, I am happy to report Mom has gotten her first dose of vaccine and the second one is coming at the end of this week.

Another thing that happened in recent weeks is that I had my very first ctDNA blood test. ctDNA is a fairly new method of detecting tiny particles of circulating tumors in the bloodstream, and it is seen currently as an additional method for following up cancer patients. Perhaps one day, this “liquid biopsy” will become the standard of care for cancer survivors. I’d love to give some blood in lieu of the poisonous contrast dyes I get injected with every scan cycle (not to mention the radiation exposure). The good news came after about a week — my blood harbors no particles of tumors in it. Cool!

In recent weeks it was time to deal with other issues as well. After suffering digestive discomfort since last August, I was referred to a gastroenterologist to see what might be going on. An initial test indicated I’d need more testing, so at the end of January, I underwent my very first colonoscopy and endoscopy. As everyone who has been through these procedures knows, the preparation is the worst. I couldn’t agree more. By the time I arrived at the hospital, I was so ready to be knocked out, I was a walking Ramones song.

All was well until I woke up, reasonably clear-headed, and drank some cranberry juice. Once I’d gotten dressed, I waited in a chair for Dr. C to come speak with me. We had met once by video (an appointment to which she showed up one hour late; when I mentioned it, she snapped,”well, they added you to the schedule last minute” — so, clearly, it was my fault?!). This time, she walked up, said, “It’s Crohn’s, it’s probably not related to the immunotherapy treatment you had, my office will call you to set something up.” And then basically turned on her heel and went off to the next patient.

I woke up from anesthesia to a new reality: my new doctor simply did not have time to be humane, or human. I was a little unsteady, and they wheeled me out (hospital policy) to where J was waiting with the car. As the fog lifted, I found myself enraged. Nothing in my medical history thus far had prepared me for an encounter with such a highly-rated and at the same time poorly-behaved doctor — this was certainly not the kind of stellar care I received from Dr. P and her staff of angels (who probably ruined me for other doctors, with their unflagging commitment and compassion).

Dr. C’s office was not, in fact, calling me. I had to send several messages through the hospital portal before I heard back. In the meantime, it was easy to find evidence online of patients who’d had bad experiences with Dr. C, and also copious evidence of her engagement on Twitter. She’s apparently much more excited by doing continuing medical education for her peers than she is by treating actual patients.

But no matter, because I had already done my research and found a doctor at a practice closer to my house, Dr. O, whose video introduction on YouTube showed a practitioner who is patient-focused, who listens. I spoke with Dr. L over the phone, and he agreed I should switch to Dr. O.

Somewhere in the past few weeks I also saw Dr. H, my retina guy. Things have quieted down enough that I’m down to one steroid drop in my left eye every two days. I hope things stay quiet. At the end of my visit, I mentioned to him that I’d be going to see Dr. B, an ocular immunologist at Hopkins, to whom I’d been referred by Dr. C, the rheumatologist I consulted with a while back. I couldn’t be sure, but I sensed Dr. H was maybe a bit snippy when I told him I’d be seeing her. Whatever.

I drove up to Baltimore last week, the day after an ice storm. The parking garage I had to use was the same one we parked in when my father was dying. I still remembered my way around the hospital, unfortunately.

The visit to Dr. B was a wonderful experience, with kind and professional staff and state of the art equipment. I wasn’t expecting the number of tests that she’d conduct, but it made sense — I’m a very special snowflake in terms of the damage done to my eyes by my medication. Dr. B has about twenty patients on her roster who are, like me, dealing with the ocular fallout of immunotherapy or other cancer treatment. Her nurse asked me whether I was a nurse. Apparently I used quite a bit of terminology. (I’ve picked up some lingo in my long career as a professional sick person, I guess.)

Dr. B showed me images of the blood vessels in my eyes. Due to the extended inflammation in my eyes, the most peripheral areas no longer have blood flowing to them. It isn’t affecting my vision significantly, yet, but it’s very important to avoid any further inflammation. I drove the hour home with my pupils dilated, just as the sun decided to make its appearance after many days in hiding.

I did have a followup with Dr. C after my procedure, by the way, at which she laid out what she proposed as a treatment for the Crohn’s. She suggested starting with an older, oral medication, sulfasalazine. She intended to start me on a lower dose to see how I tolerated it, and then increase it. At the end of our chat, I informed Dr. C that I would be transferring my care to Dr. O. She was fine with it, but indicated that in that case, I should not start medication until I’d established care with my new doctor.

Here’s where I wonder aloud something I’ve been thinking about for a while: I have been a cancer patient for a long time now. Come April, it will be eight years. Has this prolonged experience with life-or-death situations made me an impossible patient to treat? I don’t even mean because of the multiple conundrums I bring to my caregivers. I mean because maybe having had cancer automatically makes you much more demanding? More uncompromising in terms of what behavior you will accept — or not accept — from your doctors?

As I settled into my new diagnosis of Crohn’s, a condition that is hardly mysterious and which many people around the world cope with, perhaps I was even, just a little bit, missing the urgency, the sheer drama of cancer? Obviously I have no desire to return to that type of drama. But the fact is, it’s what I know best. The idea that I could have a newly discovered chronic condition and not start meds for it right away was unnerving to me.

But Crohn’s is also a bit unnerving. Your digestive system turns against you at age 49? Just like that? Sometimes you’ll be fine and sometimes you’ll feel awful? As pointless as Googling my condition was when my cancer metastasized, so too is it pointless to try to Google what to eat or not eat when you have Crohn’s. It is highly individualized. Really no general guidelines beyond not eating too much at a meal, and what foods might help when you’re having a flare.

I couldn’t have imagined the timing of my visit to Dr. B in Baltimore and my first video call with Dr. O was important, but it turns out to have been. One of the things Dr. B made very clear to me was that starting sulfasalazine, as Dr. C had suggested, would probably not be a very good idea for my eyes. She asked to be put in touch with Dr. O to discuss my Crohn’s medication options.

This week, I met Dr. O. Her office had already impressed me by making sure they had all the records they needed before my appointment. Dr. O listened intently to me and asked questions to clarify. She admitted she wasn’t familiar with targeted therapy, so I explained it to her. She took many notes and planned to correspond with my many doctors, and most urgently with Dr. B. She prescribed probiotics, but warned me my insurance might not cover them. Sure enough, within an hour of my appointment, the pharmacist called to let me know the script would not be covered. But Dr. O did not leave me hanging. The pharmacist read me a note she’d added to the prescription, saying that in the event I couldn’t get what she had prescribed, I could use another, over-the-counter one.

It’s the little things, like that one, which build a patient’s trust in their doctor, because it meant she cared enough not to leave me hanging. It’s gestures, too — I saw Dr. B wiping down the chair in the exam room herself before I went in. That small moment showed me that she was more interested in just getting her patient in to see her than in feeding her ego by pulling rank and waiting for a staff member to do it.

I appreciate these things. I appreciate humanity in my caregivers. I think they appreciate my professionalism as a patient, which is definitely a thing I’ve had the opportunity to hone over the past eight years, particularly when my response to meds has gone off-script and produced side effects that very few people get and even fewer doctors see.

While I wait to start whatever meds are deemed appropriate for my Crohn’s and also for my eyes, I paw my way through my days with very little energy. This winter has sapped me of my last ounces of strength, motivation, and drive. I’m starting to look around and discover that there are a lot other people feeling this way, too: stuck, without energy, sapped of strength. It’s like a second pandemic, one of inertia.

This is what happens, I guess, when you internalize fear and stress for an entire year. When the very air molecules at the grocery store could be loaded with dangerous virus. When grandparents can’t hug grandkids for way too long. When kids only know their teachers in two dimensions (or maybe just one) and as a result feel zero accountability to them (and to the parents who keep trying to get them to be accountable). We just can’t go on like this, but we have no other choice. So we take a moment to look to our right and left, and notice everyone else is also lined up against the same wall we have hit so many times now. It doesn’t have any give, this wall, but we are all hitting it together. For now, that needs to be enough.

The eyes have it

The Eyes, by Jack Sirichumsaeng on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

I went to see Dr. H (retina) for a checkup. You will recall he’s in the same office, although a different side of the office, as Dr. H (glaucoma). I take turns seeing them. The visits, unlike my scans, never sync up. Their computer systems aren’t on speaking terms. I don’t even know if Dr. H and Dr. H ever speak to each other. I prefer the staff of Dr. H (retina) to the staff of Dr. H (glaucoma), not only because I’ve known them longer but because they are, on balance, just nicer people. (OK, there was that one medical assistant who once whacked me in the head hard with a piece of machinery she was adjusting. But I have not seen her in the office in a very long time.)

The good news is that Dr. H (retina) feels my left eye is doing better and since the intraocular pressure seems to have gone up, I can reduce the pink drops from two times a day to once a day, but now he also wants me to use the blue pressure-reducing drops that I use for my right eye in my left eye. To try to bring down the pressure with one drop which is being caused by the other drop, thereby making my left eye into a chemical battleground.

All of this is pretty taxing on my brain and on the app I use to keep track of which of the four drops I need to instill in my eyes go where, and when. Perhaps I should just dispense with the drug names? That would leave me with the following schedule:

Morning: Right eye: blue, hold for 90 seconds, wait for 3:30, purple, hold for 90 seconds. Left eye: pink. Wipe out residue, then blue, hold for 90 seconds.

Evening: Right eye: white (fridge), walk upstairs holding for 90 seconds, wait for 3:30, blue, hold for 90 seconds, wait for 3:30, purple, hold for 90 seconds. Left eye: blue, hold for 90 seconds.

Is this any easier? I forgot to mention that for the glaucoma drops, you have to sort of press them into your eye for 90 seconds. Then wait before administering the next drop. Which means this entire regimen takes ages. And that’s if I don’t lose track of where I was in the process.

Dr. H (retina) also chose to inform me on the progress of my cataracts, which have developed from an overuse of steroid eye drops. They are definitely there. No need for surgery yet, just that sinking feeling of cascading medical conditions and the inevitable interventions to deal with them which will in turn cause their own problems.

Next week I see Dr. C (rheumatologist) and a couple weeks later, Dr. C (gastroenterologist). In between, I’ll see Dr. L for a video checkup, but before I do, I will head to the hospital in person for my first ctDNA blood test, a very new means for looking for evidence of disease. I’m excited and nervous to get the results, which — who knows? — might show no disease in my bloodstream. Wouldn’t that be something?

All of this thinking about life, death, and my eyes has, naturally, brought to mind a poem inspired by a headless torso. It’s just the right time of year to read it (I think), so here you go:

Archaic Torso of Apollo
Rainer Maria Rilke, translated by Stephen Mitchell

We cannot know his legendary head
with eyes like ripening fruit. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside,
like a lamp, in which his gaze, now turned to low,

gleams in all its power. Otherwise
the curved breast could not dazzle you so, nor could
a smile run through the placid hips and thighs
to that dark center where procreation flared.

Otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast’s fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. You must change your life.


obstacle, by spinster cardigan on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

We turned a page last night. It made the same exact whisper other pages turning in the past did. Time, currently, is a solid block of ice we’ve all been frozen into, and there is no point pretending any different.

Can you tell I’m in a fantastic mood today? The world wants to put the calendar behind it, but I awoke (later than usual, but I went to bed much later, too) to a little flurry of notifications from my medical portal. There was the matter of some test results that came in, as it happens, just this morning. So much for labs taking time off for the new year.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have cancer again. Definitely not cancer. But what I am dealing with has made life uncomfortable for some months now, and notwithstanding previous oversharing in this space, I find I’m simply not ready to discuss the details of my predicament. I imagine those among you who want to have already figured it out.

Two new specialists will now be entering my life, both named Dr. C.: one a gastroenterologist, and the other a rheumatologist. They are both members of the same team, and that team has come together to examine the long-term adverse effects of cancer immunotherapy, of which I find myself, suddenly and unwantedly, possibly Exhibit A.

Yesterday, though, I had my latest scans, which found nothing amiss in terms of cancer. My CT scan was unchanged since October, and my MRI, which had previously shown one tiny area of possible concern, was absolutely without problems this time around. (This almost made up for the extremely uncomfortable time I had during the scan, which, rather than being the meditative and relaxing 40 minute experience that it usually is, was freezing cold and aggravating.) Dr. P., who looks at my brain scans, mentioned during our video call that she’d really like the frequency of my scans to decrease.

The contrast dyes used in scans aren’t the healthiest things to have coursing through your veins on a quarterly basis, so hearing that I might get to have scans less frequently was a delightful bit of momentary fantasy. Dr. L. would ultimately need to approve less frequent scans, and I am just not sure that melanoma survivorship protocols are quite there. Simply put, as of right now they just don’t know how long I might be able to go between scans, perhaps because not so many people with the same treatment history as me have gotten as far as I have without a recurrence of disease. Every day I wake up healthy, I add to the data about melanoma survivors.

This morning it became clear to me, as I looked at my lab numbers, and saw one result that exceeded a normal value by ninefold, that I’m in fairly serious trouble. Not serious enough to interrupt the holiday weekend, I suppose, because there have been no calls from Dr. C.’s office. But grave enough that a condition I have been dealing with (irresponsibly, I must confess) since August, and which worsened over the past month, is most definitely no longer something I can ignore.

There Will Be Tests. There will be more medication and more copays and more doctors visits, both virtual and in-person. There will be vague mention of my condition and you filling in the blanks mentally. I’m praying that the medication doesn’t include steroids, because my poor system has had enough of those for a lifetime (although resuming steroids might liven this blog up temporarily, again, so there’s that).

I’ve spent the day in a funk since waking to that news, doing ill-advised medical research before I have a complete picture of what is wrong and listening to music that is my go-to when I feel bad, not because it makes me feel better, but because it lets me be in my feelings.

But as I started writing this, it occurred to me that this isn’t the first time my fortunes have changed radically, literally overnight. That happened to me in April 2015, when I heard there was no evidence of disease in my lungs and then awoke the next day to discover a dozen tumors in my brain.

It is important to differentiate — this is not that. This, instead, is the slow realization that my cancer treatment of six years ago may have turned out to be a Faustian bargain, and that I’ve been careening down the road towards chronic illness ever since, without realizing it. I took the success of my treatment, and I did not think of its potential consequences, because who does such a thing in the face of a miracle drug? What if it is never possible to figure out if this condition was caused by my treatment, or whether I would have developed it anyway? New questions keep bubbling up in my brain, crowding out the old ones, which were more along the more pedestrian lines of, “How long do I have?” and, “Will I ever get to meet my grandkids?” (When you’ve survived cancer three times, yes, these questions eventually seem pedestrian, boring, even cliché.)

Thanks for listening. Thanks for still reading along. Apologies to myself for not acknowledging some important milestones here, which I used to try to do with regularity: five years with no active disease. Turning 49. Young J turning 14. It turns out these things can happen anyways, even when unremarked upon.

Instead of punishing myself for not marking these moments in writing, I will just be quietly grateful they happened. And then resume being pissed off at my current predicament, but as always, and in spite of myself, hoping that all the unknowns ahead turn out to be less daunting than they currently seem. I hope any of what I’ve said can be useful to you this year, but no pressure. Have as good a year as you can. I hope you can get a vaccine as soon as possible, and that you finally get to hug the people you’ve been missing, if they haven’t already been taken from you. Personally, I will keep holding on, with gritted teeth and white-knuckled grip, for that.

An attitude

her point of view, by Martin Fisch on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

I visited Dr H., the glaucoma specialist, today. My eye which formerly had high pressure is doing great with the three different drops I have to use, and hasn’t turned “beet red,” which is what happens to some people. But neither is my need for drops going away. It seems I have well and truly developed glaucoma from the extended use of prednisone eye drops to control the iritis my cancer drugs gave me. My other eye, into which I’ve been instilling prednisone drops for a few months due to more inflammation there, now has high pressure. There is no getting out of this loop, it seems.

I said to the doctor with some bitterness that I’d try to cultivate “an attitude of gratitude” (some might say I’m 50% of the way there). He agreed, without sarcasm. I didn’t ask to develop glaucoma, just like I didn’t ask to have cancer. Now I don’t have cancer, but I will apparently have glaucoma for, like, ever. It is cancer’s little calling card.

I came home and had lunch with Young A and J. Young A listened and chewed thoughtfully while I complained. Then he said, “It’s probably not true that you will have to use eye drops forever. Science might find new ways to deal with this.” It was such a thoughtful and reasonable thing to hear from the mouth of a ten year old. He’s right. Just as I’ve been a pioneer in a new type of cancer treatment, and somehow excelled in my response to it, so might I also have the chance to benefit from new ways of treating this eye condition. It wasn’t that hard of an adjustment to make to my mindset, and I’m grateful my kid helped me get there.

Besides, glaucoma is so much more relatable than what I’ve been through so far. I’ve already been in touch with one friend who has it. It is a condition people have heard of, and the treatment thereof doesn’t require nearly as much explanation as my cancer treatment did.

But it does appear that I’ll need to keep my prescription drug haggling skills finely honed. Forever (or as long as that lasts). I guess that speaks to the small part of me (possibly forged in the time I spent living in Italy) that needs a little bit of daily struggle in order to feel 100% alive, the part of me that needs to triumph against adversity in even the smallest way.

Thanksgiving is coming. Our turkey has been secured, we are planning Zooms with family, and when I think back to the bad old days of fasting three hours twice a day in order to take my cancer meds, having to put in some eye drops a couple times a day really is something to be grateful for. That, and I’m picking up my new glasses next week.

Four eyes.

Another milestone

Five in a row, by Thomas Cizauskas on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

Five years ago today was my last ride in the gamma knife machine. Since that last surgery. It was one that I like to call a “touch-up,” because unlike my first gamma knife surgery, which was to treat nine lesions in my brain, the second one was in response to a single spot of concern on my MRI.

I remember how tormented my neurosurgeon, Dr. K, seemed at the time. An MRI can only tell you there is bleeding, without giving a sense of what might be behind the bleeding. Metastatic melanoma tumors bleed a lot. They bleed when they form, but they also bleed when they are dying out. Dr. K consulted with many colleagues about my case, and all of them recommended that he cut. Gamma knife being his specialty, however, he wanted to give it another try.

“Another try” has given me, so far, five years. At the time of my last gamma knife surgery, Young J was eight and Young A was five. Dr. K could have been wrong, and I might have missed out on all that has happened in their lives since then: all the major milestones in their lives, but all the minutiae too, like buying them new socks. Like their obsession with sushi (we are making it for dinner tonight. Again.). Like hearing their voices imperceptibly, gradually, lowering to the timbre of adulthood.

I know. I have lucked out so far. I know it could be Otherwise. I try not to dwell too much on these milestones because there are so many of them, and they threaten to overwhelm the emotional buffers. But right now, before I set up the table for our sushi-making and before our evening goes the way evenings go in 2020, I’ll see whether I can write a quick note to Nurse Practitioner A., who works with Dr. K (or at least did in 2015), to make sure they know that thanks to the call he made five years ago, I am still here.

It bends

arc, by electricnude on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

I started composing this post a couple weeks ago. This is starting to become a theme here, I think. I started writing but felt that my tale lacked a narrative arc. It lacked closure. I am not sure I have it quite yet, but I’ll know by the end of writing this. I don’t know where this piece will go, because I’m writing it a couple of weeks removed from the inciting event, and in the grip of rage over the [latest] travesty that took place on Capitol Hill tonight.

Sometimes it isn’t until I’m right in the middle of a reenactment of something unpleasant that I realize what’s going on. Since my eye condition (itself an unpleasant thing that I’ve cycled through many times since 2015) persists, so does the continued need for multiple prescription eye drops — or as I think of them, the gold leaf-encrusted artisanal doughnut of the prescription drug universe.

Almost five years ago, I was in a pricing bind with some eye drops, the resolution of which was epic and which I recounted in granular detail here, because I was on dexamethasone at the time.

A couple Fridays ago, after I’d already been to see the newer Dr H (glaucoma specialist, not to be confused with Dr H retina specialist, same office), I came home and realized that the drop in the green bottle with the purple cap, which had been running low for days, was basically empty.

The doctor prescribes these, and then you are basically on your own figuring out how to pay for these. What would you pay for the one on the upper left?

So I call in a refill to the pharmacy near my house, checking the price I paid for the 5 mL bottle last time: $40. I get a text in response:

Xxxxxx Xxxxxx Rx: You have 1 prescription(s) ready for pickup. Estimated cost is $140.00

I pick up the phone immediately to call them. The pharmacist checks my insurance and says, “Yep, that’s the price.” I protest that I’d paid a hundred dollars less the last time. She can do nothing further for me.

Remember, it’s Friday afternoon, it’s getting later, and offices will start to close soon. I should be getting dinner ready but instead I’m caught in a loop of music on hold with my company. I notice the music on hold has changed in the past five years, from a single jazz riff endlessly repeating, to classical piano. At one point I am even hearing the Mozart sonata Young A is currently working on. Except the sound is distorted and unlistenable, almost like a dental drill to the ears.

After a lifetime, a well-meaning guy comes on the phone, and after putting me on additional endless hold, he comes back and tells me that yes, my copay is $140 for this tiny bottle… and that that is the price I paid last time.

I want to scream. I have J look up our credit card statement from July so I can prove to myself I’m not crazy. I paid $40 for the drops in July, and my insurance swears I paid $140. There is no talking them out of this crazy notion.

In the meantime, it is past 5 p.m. and the message I leave on the voicemail at Dr H (glaucoma specialist)’s office, asking with despair in my voice if I really need to stay on these drops, will now go unanswered until Monday.

I sob at the dinner table that night, and drink a lot of wine. I feel very sure that my life is worthless to the forces that drive healthcare, and I can’t even count on my insurance company to agree on a simple fact.

Over the weekend, I learn that when you have a tiny bottle of eye drops that cost a fortune, and that bottle seems to be empty, you can manipulate it in a particular way to extract its final precious drops. I use the drops six more times between Friday night and Monday morning, each time producing enough from the bottle to make a decent sized dose.

Monday morning I call the specialty pharmacy that recently helped me get the other super expensive eye drops which have no generic equivalent — they had sold those to me the week before for $50, and I was glad to have them. They run my insurance and add a coupon from the manufacturer and after I am on a short hold, they come back to inform me that they can sell these drops to me for $15. I am in disbelief and say, “One five?!”

The only thing is: I’d been over to that pharmacy the week before to pick up the other drops. They’re a tiny office in an office building in an office park wasteland. When I’d been to the office to pick up my drops, I noticed none of the women who worked there wore masks (all the men did). I wasn’t happy about this but decided to hold my tongue and get out as quickly as possible.

This time, I’d have to go back knowing their mask protocols were not strong, and knowing that the woman who went to bat for me on the phone and got me the right drug price was one of the maskless people.

I got a call back from Dr H’s office, and they informed me that the drop I’d been trying to get this time around came in a cheaper generic version, and they could prescribe that instead. I opted to pick up the drug that was the same I’d been using, at the suddenly bargain price of $15 (and possible covid exposure).

I felt triumphant for a moment, as one does when one prevails against a soulless system. But that triumph doesn’t last. There is always something to drag you back to the reality, which is that we shouldn’t have to be fighting these companies in the first place. I remember having eye problems in Italy and walking into the one pharmacy in town open on a Sunday and buying a bottle of eye drops over the counter for about eight bucks: no prescription, no outrageous copay.

In Brooklyn, my trusted ophthalmologist, Dr D, always turned his cluttered office upside down looking for samples when I needed eye drops. He didn’t always have them, but he’d always check. I miss Dr D and his ad hoc solutions to my eye problems, problems which are rare enough that they seem a bit ad hoc, too.

The care my eyes receive now is highly specialized and eminently qualified, but sterile (sterility being not entirely undesirable these days, but from a medical perspective, not an emotional one). I have simple needs: I have had the same pair of glasses since 2012 which I would like to update; and I can barely see the computer to work anymore, because I likely need reading glasses or progressive lenses.

Here we are. I think this was my destination all along: a veneer of sterile professionalism applied to a soulless enterprise where lies are passed off as truth. This passes for Healthcare. Switch contexts, and this passes for Government, for Justice. There was a crime against Democracy committed in the Senate tonight, the remedy is uncertain at best (with just over a week to go), and there will be no lower-priced generic. I sure hope the people who save us keep wearing their masks.

BRAF mutation — know yours!

I was so honored to be asked by the Melanoma Research Foundation and Novartis to write about the BRAF mutation of my melanoma, and just how knowing it made all the difference in my getting the right care in record time, which made a crucial difference in my survival. Please read my essay and share to anyone who might find it helpful!

What’s going on here these days: I’m anxious to be rid of the Superspreader in Chief and all of his hangers-on; anxious about our elections being free, fair, and safe; and anxious about the transition period. Part of me wants to be suspended in a sensory deprivation tank until January 21. However, I have scans this coming Monday, adding my usual scanxiety to the general anxiety. As always, I’ll be sure to post scan results here when I have them. I’m so glad to have you following along.

UPDATE: Scans all fine! Sorry for the delay in posting my results. I forget that not everyone is intravenously connected to Facebook. (I’d love to sever that connection myself.)

Six years since

Gowned waiting room, 5 p.m., September 29, 2014

It’s the sixth anniversary of my taking this photo, which was sometime in the middle of my first week of combination radiation and immunotherapy treatment to try to chase the tumors from my lungs. This was the gowned waiting room in the radiation department, located in the basement of the NYU Cancer Center.

(Spoiler alert: it is six years later, and there are no more tumors on my lungs.)

I think what’s so riveting to me about this photo is the absence of people. It was 5 p.m., not a very popular time for treatment, but they’d had to schedule mine in a hurry, so I went with what would work. That would have thrown our family schedule into disarray, since I would have normally been home with the kids at that hour.

As I look at the photo, memories flood back: the radiation technician who was genuinely surprised I refused to let him tattoo the spots where the beams would need to go (he gave me waterproof stickers instead). The women sitting in the waiting area with me, all of us in seersucker gowns, either trying hard not to connect with each other, or trying too hard (I was mostly the former).

One afternoon, there was a woman sitting next to me in the waiting room with the most fabulously strange shoes on, like lace-up high heeled oxfords crossed with red patent overshoes from outer space. I was considering asking her where she’d gotten them when they called her in, by her last name and first name, like everyone else, and I realized she was a very famous artist.

Another afternoon, I needed to use the restroom and there was a cop posted outside of it. A prisoner had come for her radiation treatment, and was using the bathroom before heading back to the van that would take her back to jail. I thought for a long time about those precious few moments she had to herself in the cancer center restroom, before the handcuffs went back on. The violent juxtaposition of high-level cancer care with the certain squalor to which she would be returning was too much to bear.

I think this blog is approaching its sixth anniversary, too, because Yom Kippur was yesterday, and six years ago on Yom Kippur was when I decided to skip observing the holiday in order to take stock of my new life as a metastatic cancer patient and decide what this blog would be (and wouldn’t be).

I’m still so grateful to still be here. I’m still gutted about the people who aren’t. And I resumed observing Yom Kippur, because I find it helpful, in the absence of any actual healing I can perform, to pray for the health of others. Just in case it helps.

I want to thank you for still being there, reading along. I hope you are doing fine, or as fine as is possible in a world like today’s. I will keep doing fine as long as I can. So far, that’s been longer than anyone could have imagined.

The air is thick with it

Suspense, by Joachim Aspenlaub Blattboldt on Flickr, licensed under Creative Commons

[Begun in August’s hazy heat, completed under tornado watch in September.]

August already. The ocean calls out to us. Do we need some healing salt water in our wounds? Last August, I was racing to meet Italian deadlines, trying to get work done before the office that issued my work shut down entirely for holidays. This year, I’ve had exactly one small Italian job. Thank goodness for other sources of work… still, there is much less than I’d like. Insert shameless link to my business website here.

How do you feel? I hope you are breathing easily, not depending on a pulse oximeter readout or a test result to tell you that you’re OK. Good health is such a precious thing, isn’t it? It is a fence we have the luxury of being barely aware of until we suddenly fall over to the other side of it. And now all of humanity has fallen on that side of the fence.

Of course, some have been on this side for years now, and some even their entire lives, so we’re more than happy to orient you. Basically, it turns out the place you were before was actually all just a lie you told yourself, and it was easy to sustain that lie because you didn’t know any different. No hard feelings! You’ve been living a new reality for months now. Feels like a long time; it isn’t. This is a Long Haul kind of thing.

If you are supposed to have anything to do with a school, either teaching or learning in it or loving someone who teaches or learns in one, right about now (in some parts of the world, anyway) is probably when you would be slowly preparing your mind to get back to it, or prepare your loved one to get back to it. Whether or not you should be teaching or learning in a specific location that is not your home seems to be something up for debate. I’m not sure what to say about that. Making a plan to open a school building, before there are any vaccines available, and in a country where there are sizable numbers of people who actually seem to believe the virus is something they may choose to ignore or is as imaginary as the Tooth Fairy — I’ve heard it compared to making plans to move back into the house while it’s still on fire. It would be so great if school districts didn’t need to figure all this out on their own. If there were, for example, some entity that were actually involved in the oversight of the many, many public schools in this enormous country. And, if that entity existed, that it were not headed by a billionaire with no experience or particular interest in, and in fact open hostility towards, public schools.

But I digress. It’s hard, being stuck on this side of the fence with no possibility of return, no release date. If you aren’t a Very Special Cancer Person like me — or a long-haul COVID-19 person, like some people I know — you don’t even get the reassurance of a regular battery of tests that will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are still OK. Maybe in the future those will be as widely available as they should be, but for now, getting a test means jumping through some hoops. It might cost you money. You might not get results for a while, and the result might not be accurate and you might be needlessly worried or inaccurately relieved.

The awareness of potential impending doom is heavy, and it can crush you. The trick is how crushed you can be on a regular basis and still function. Some people swear by exercise. Others, meditation. The only thing I do fairly regularly, and which helps me, is a daily afternoon nap. This is no Mediterranean two-hour siesta. I set my alarm for fifteen minutes. Twenty if I think I might not drift off right away. I close the curtains and take this time to be absent from the day. Often, I wake with a start, thirty seconds before the alarm, sure I have slept through an entire day.

Distance learning began this week for Young J and Young A. Young J is starting high school via screen, and I can’t say I mind all that much, given that his high school enrolls well over two thousand students — ten times the size of the school he attended in Brooklyn. My day is spent checking and re-checking their schedules to make sure neither one has forgotten to show up for class, in between brief spurts of my own work or other things I need to attend to. And then comes the need to scour the website for any assignments. Come the end of the school day, I’m as exhausted as if I’d taught or attended class myself.

Healthwise, the legacy of cancer stays with me via eye drops. Three types now, to deal with the increased intraocular pressure caused by prolonged steroid usage required to deal with the iritis caused by the cancer meds — yes, the meds that I stopped taking in February of this year. (I’m sure I’ve already lost you.) I’ve now added a glaucoma doctor to my team. His name is also Dr. H. On my first visit he asked in no uncertain terms what the status of my cancer was, because he needed to know whether to consider me more like a 78 year old patient, or a 48 year old one. He doles out eye drops. I was on one kind, he prescribed an additional kind, and, when the pressure in my right eye failed to drop significantly, added a third. This new one is very expensive, but I already have a magic pharmacy number in my contacts which has coupons at its disposal.

The new drops live in the fridge and I use one every night in one eye, meaning the sample bottle Dr. H gave me should last six to eight weeks. I was strangely upset yesterday when he gave me the new drops. I had wanted it all to be over. I wanted to have an eye exam, get a new glasses prescription, and get to the fun part — replacing the frames I’ve worn for the past eight years. But I failed to realize that this eye condition is as intractable as corruption. Now I have to believe three types of eye drops will do the trick, where only two have not. I have to hope that my tendency to get less common side effects means I won’t get the redness associated with this new drop. When they dilate my pupils, which is every time I go, I always come home feeling defeated, like the day is ruined. I draw the curtains and stay in bed until it’s dark out. It’s shockingly easy to do that these days. But the next morning, when I still feel like doing that, I have to face that it’s not really the dilated pupils anymore. It’s something else. It’s everything else.

“What will we remember about this time?” people seem to be asking lately, with so much eager frequency, you’d think the end was already at hand, doctors and nurses and EMTs whipping off their masks and embracing (consensually, this time) in Times Square like the Eisenstaedt photo from the end of WWII.

Here we are skipping ahead to the end, when we’re still mired in the utter mess of it: both the actual virus, and the infectious disease we call president. Everyone wants to say they spent this time in limbo productively, admirably, attending to their own needs, their families’ needs, their communities’ needs, with the kind of attention that becomes impossible to muster after enough nights of doomscrolling long past one’s bedtime. Every day serves up a new horror.

I want to believe there will be an end to the twin horrors we are living through. Although one end date is uncertain, I want to believe, in spite of all indicators to the contrary, that the other comes on Wednesday, January 20, 2021. I’ll be spending my time until working on ways to make sure that day comes to pass in the way I hope it will, because if we are to have any kind of healthy future, what comes first is a peaceful transition to competence.

“Did you ever go clear?”

(The CT contrast I was served in New York was thick, milky, badly flavored and hard to choke down. The CT contrast they give me now tastes like heavy, suspicious… water.)

The last time I wrote here I felt so much older. The school year was still grinding its gears before the slow, screeching halt. Now we have more or less settled into summer mode, whatever that means this year. For the first time in several years, the kids were with us for July 4th. Young A was excited to see fireworks (which we watched from Mom’s balcony) because they never see them at camp.

The weeks center around when we have been able to get a slot to swim at the neighborhood pool (and keeping track of when the last thunderclap was, as I am at this very moment, because the pool reopens 30 minutes after that). We take bike rides around the neighborhood. We make grand plans for new things to cook and then actually cook them. We keep a weekly date on Wednesday nights to watch a 45-minute performance by Robyn Hitchcock, live from his Nashville home. On television, we’ve introduced the kids to some iconic TV ensembles: The Simpsons, the Bradys, and most recently, The Muppet Show. We’ve watched enough Hitchcock movies now that Young A sometimes requests to watch “one of those funny murder movies.” (We avoid the really twisted ones.)

My translation work has all but ground to a halt, mirroring the economy of one of the countries that provides me with the bulk of my work. This gave me time to finally set up my business website. Luckily J’s work continues uninterrupted, because he’s in that sort of line.

As the survival milestones pile up around me, it becomes more and more difficult to conceive that my life was in grave danger five years ago. The feeling that has replaced it is a larger and more generalized fear, for all humanity across the globe under threat of the coronavirus (and totalitarianism), and for Black people being hunted by racist police in my own country. As conversations rage about how school should or should not resume, I find myself desperate to put any big decisions on hold until we have a functional and competent Federal government once again, but that won’t be until at least early 2021. In the meantime, I hope for a vaccine swiftly and in our days, and I read about racism and inequality, and try to see which of my life patterns may be aiding and abetting these things.

Like clockwork, though, things come back around to remind me of the passage of time. This Friday I’ll have my second set of scans since the coronavirus changed everything. The last time I went, they were still letting you walk into the facility and call the elevator yourself. This time, I will have to call a number to be admitted to the building. It seems very special and exclusive and fills me with dread. Not for the outcome of the scans, but for the process of getting through them without contracting any other disease.

It won’t be a typical scan day where I can reward myself for putting up with the various intrusions by having a leisurely breakfast after. The cafe I would have gone to is inside a shopping mall, and even if it has reopened, I won’t risk it. Instead, I’ll head home, perhaps see if I can take the kids for an afternoon swim (although the sun is strong then), and prepare for the next day.

This Saturday, I will walk 5K around my neighborhood to take part in the virtual Miles for Melanoma in support of the Melanoma Research Foundation, an organization that does so much to support research, education, and advocacy. I just learned about the event today, so am late in the game in terms of fundraising. It is very hard times and I don’t expect many people have extra coins lurking under the couch cushions… but if you feel inclined to make a small donation to MRF, this is my personal page for the event. I’d be so grateful.

Update: Scans were all fine! I will live to see another quarter.

(* Leonard Cohen fans, please know that the title of this post came purely from looking at the image that accompanies it, and hoping for clear scans this week. I haven’t suddenly turned to Scientology!)